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Dangerously Relatable

"Still Not Fully Charged" T-SHIRT

"Still Not Fully Charged" T-SHIRT

$29.99

"Still Not Fully Charged" T-SHIRT

$29.99
Not Today Duck T-Shirt

Not Today Duck T-Shirt

$29.99

Not Today Duck T-Shirt

$29.99
Woke Up Choosing Violence (After Coffee) T-Shirt

Woke Up Choosing Violence (After Coffee) T-Shirt

$29.99

Woke Up Choosing Violence (After Coffee) T-Shirt

$29.99
I'm Doing My Best Panda T-Shirt

I'm Doing My Best Panda T-Shirt

$29.99

I'm Doing My Best Panda T-Shirt

$29.99
"I Tried Relaxing It Was Horrible" Funny Lazy Cat T-Shirt

"I Tried Relaxing It Was Horrible" Funny Lazy Cat T-Shirt

$29.99

"I Tried Relaxing It Was Horrible" Funny Lazy Cat T-Shirt

$29.99
My Attitude Changes With My Caffeine Level Tโ€‘Shirt

My Attitude Changes With My Caffeine Level Tโ€‘Shirt

$29.99

My Attitude Changes With My Caffeine Level Tโ€‘Shirt

$29.99
"I'm Doing My Worst" Relaxed Capybara Tโ€‘Shirt

"I'm Doing My Worst" Relaxed Capybara Tโ€‘Shirt

$29.99

"I'm Doing My Worst" Relaxed Capybara Tโ€‘Shirt

$29.99
"Today Is A Great Day to Leave Me Alone" Owl T-Shirt

"Today Is A Great Day to Leave Me Alone" Owl T-Shirt

$29.99

"Today Is A Great Day to Leave Me Alone" Owl T-Shirt

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

Proudly Printed in the USA
We are a proud US-based company and every order is printed right here in America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โ€” with printers in both Florida and Texas ready to get your gear out the door fast.
From the swamps of Florida to the plains of Texas โ€” we've got you covered. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

Do you ship internationally?


At this time we are US only ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โ€” but don't worry, we're working hard to bring the wildlife to the rest of the world soon! Stay tuned and sign up for our newsletter so you're the first to know when we expand beyond US borders. ๐Ÿพ

Will I get a tracking number for my order?


Absolutely! ๐Ÿพ Once your order has shipped, you'll receive an email with your tracking information so you can follow your package every step of the way. No need to sit by the window howling at the mail truck โ€” we'll keep you in the loop!

What materials are your products made of?

We believe our wildlife deserves the best โ€” and so do you! ๐Ÿพ Our tees are printed on the Gildan Softstyleยฎ 64000 โ€” one of the most loved blank tees out there, and for good reason.

Here's what makes it special:

  • Soft as a bear cub โ€” made with 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight at 4.5 oz, and feels great year round โ˜•
  • Classic crew neck fit โ€” clean, versatile and ready for whatever the day throws at you
  • Tear-away label โ€” because nobody wants a scratchy tag ruining their morning
  • Ethically grown US cotton โ€” certified by Oeko-Tex and a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Good for you AND the planet ๐ŸŒ
  • No side seams โ€” for a smoother, more comfortable fit
  • Reinforced shoulders โ€” built to last through many adventures

Fabric blends by color:

  • Solid colors โ€” 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heather colors โ€” 35% cotton, 65% polyester
  • Sport Grey & Antique colors โ€” 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Graphite Heather โ€” 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Please note: the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white due to fabric properties.