If I Seem Irritated Goose Sweatshirt
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$54.99
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If I Seem Irritated Goose Sweatshirt
Permanently offended. Fully caffeinated. Still offended.
$54.99
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Printed just for you. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, we'll replace it free.
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Why You'll Love This Design
Why You'll Love This Design
Permanently offended. Fully caffeinated. Still offended.
One very grumpy goose and one very honest message: If I seem irritated... you're very observant. Made for goose fans, mildly hostile morning people, and anyone who prefers quiet mornings and no-nonsense company.
Wild Life Coffee Club makes coffee-fueled animal humor for caffeine addicts, chaotic mornings, and people who become significantly less approachable before their first cup.
The Sweatshirt Details
The Sweatshirt Details
fabric & construction
- 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester (322 g/m² / 9.5 oz): a soft, cozy midweight fleece
- Garment-dyed for a broken-in feel and lived-in, vintage color. Each piece varies slightly.
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and hem that stretch and hold their shape
- Twill neck tape and half-moon back patch for comfort and durability
- Sewn-in twill label
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes
print quality
- DTG and DTF print methods for crisp, vibrant artwork that lasts
care instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors
- Tumble dry low heat
- Non-chlorine bleach only, if needed
- Do not iron the design · Do not dry clean
fit
- Unisex relaxed fit, roomier than a standard sweatshirt. Size down for a closer fit, or stay true to size for that cozy, oversized look.
Keep It Looking Wild
Keep It Looking Wild
Listen, your sweatshirt has been through a lot. It survived the design process, the print, the shipping, and now it's yours. Let's keep it that way.
Follow these simple care instructions and your sweatshirt will stay as cozy (and as wild) as the animal on it:
🔄 Wash and dry inside out, always. No exceptions. Your future self will thank you.
🌊 Cold water only. Use a mild detergent and keep it cool. Your sweatshirt isn't a hot tub person.
🎨 Wash with similar colors, especially the first few times. It's garment-dyed, so it may share a little color early on. That's what gives it that lived-in, vintage look.
🌀 Skip the heavy spin cycles. Easy does it. We're not wringing out a wet gorilla here.
💨 Air dry when you can. If you must tumble dry, use low heat. Fleece and high heat are not friends.
🚫 Skip the iron. Your sweatshirt is supposed to look relaxed. So is the gorilla. Nobody is ironing anybody in the face.
Take care of your sweatshirt and it'll take care of your cold mornings for a long time. 🦍☕