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Fueled by Spite & Dark Roast T-Shirt
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Fueled by Spite & Dark Roast T-Shirt

Color: Heather Military Green
Size: Please choose a size
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$29.99

★★ Caffeine addicts & bad decisions welcome ★★

Solo founder. Pensacola, FL. Coffee-obsessed animal lover. 🐾Every shirt made to order — just for you.

Shipping Cost

$4.89 · Free over $50

Returns & Exchanges

30 days

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About This Design

A battle-worn hyena in a torn shirt clutches an orange mug with a white-knuckled grip, teeth bared in a grin that is somehow both terrifying and deeply relatable, dark roast steam curling up beside him. The text reads: Fueled by Spite & Dark Roast.

Not all fuel sources are sunshine and good intentions. Some mornings the spite shows up first and the dark roast is just there to keep it company. This hyena didn't choose his fuel combination — it chose him — and he has made peace with it completely. Spite and dark roast. Consistent. Reliable. Gets the job done.

Printed on a Gildan 64000 unisex tee made from 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, true-to-size, and running on exactly the right fuel. Made to order, just for you. 🐗☕🔥

Shirt Description

fabric & construction

  • 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²) — soft, lightweight, year-round comfort
  • Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean drape
  • Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to retain shape
  • Tear-away pearlized inner label for comfort
  • OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified

print quality

  • DTG and DTF print methods for crisp, vibrant artwork that lasts

care instructions

  • Machine wash cold with similar colors
  • Tumble dry low heat
  • Iron low heat if needed
  • Do not bleach · Do not dry clean

fit

  • Unisex true-to-size fit — when in doubt, size up for a relaxed feel
Washing Instructions

Listen, your shirt has been through a lot. It survived the design process, the print, the shipping — and now it's yours. Let's keep it that way.

Follow these simple care instructions and your tee will stay as wild as the animal on it:

🔄 Wash and dry inside out — always. No exceptions. Your future self will thank you.

🌊 Cold water only — use a mild detergent and keep it cool. Your shirt isn't a hot tub person.

🌀 Skip the heavy spin cycles — easy does it. We're not wringing out a wet gorilla here.

💨 Air dry when you can — if you must tumble dry, keep it away from heavy fabrics. Your tee is delicate like that.

🔥 Iron inside out on low heat — and never directly over the print. The gorilla doesn't like being ironed in the face.

Take care of your shirt and it'll take care of your morning vibe for a long time. 🦍☕

Free & Easy Returns

Shipping — Worth The Wait. Promise.

Every shirt in our store is made to order — printed fresh specifically for you the moment you place it. No dusty warehouses. No mass production. Just your design, made right and shipped straight to you.

Orders are fulfilled within 2-5 days — good things take a little time and we're not cutting corners on quality to rush it out the door. Once it's on its way, USPS takes over and you'll have it in 4-8 days. Track it like a hawk or forget you ordered it and enjoy the surprise — we fully support both approaches. 🦅

Free shipping on orders over $50.00 because we believe in rewarding people who clearly have excellent taste.

Returns — The "Something Went Wrong" Policy

We want you to love your shirt as much as the caffeinated gorilla on it loves his coffee. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong — that's on us and we'll make it right. No drama. No runaround.

Here's how it works:

  • 🦍 Damaged or defective? Full refund. No questions asked.
  • 📅 You have 30 days from purchase to reach out
  • 👕 Item must be unused and in the condition you received it
  • 📧 Email us at hello@wildlifecoffeeclub.com — we're real humans who actually respond

We're not a faceless corporation hiding behind a chatbot. We're a small brand built by someone who genuinely loves animals, coffee, and making people laugh. If something's off, just reach out. We'll handle it like the reasonable caffeinated adults we are. 🐾

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it fair.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.