Hedgehog “Don’t Touch Me Until Coffee” graphic on a Navy T-shirt

Hedgehog Don't Touch Me T-Shirt

Navy / S
$29.99
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Hedgehog “Don’t Touch Me Until Coffee” graphic on a Navy T-shirt
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Hedgehog Don't Touch Me T-Shirt

Hedgehog Don't Touch Me T-Shirt

The quills aren’t decoration.
$29.99
ColorNavy
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Original animal designs icon Why You'll Love This Design

The quills aren't decoration.

A spiky, scowling hedgehog hunches over a delicate coffee cup and saucer, quills fully raised, expression communicating a very clear boundary to anyone within arm's reach. The text reads: Don't Touch Me Until I've Had My Coffee. The quills aren't decoration. Made for coffee lovers, sarcastic humor fans, and hedgehog lovers.

Wild Life Coffee Club designs are made for caffeine addicts, chaotic mornings, and people who become significantly less approachable before their first cup. Apparel built for those embracing their slightly feral side one cup at a time.
T-shirt icon The Shirt Details
fabric & construction
  • 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²) — soft, lightweight, year-round comfort
  • Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean drape
  • Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to retain shape
  • Tear-away pearlized inner label for comfort
  • OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
print quality
  • DTG and DTF print methods for crisp, vibrant artwork that lasts
care instructions
  • Machine wash cold with similar colors
  • Tumble dry low heat
  • Iron low heat if needed
  • Do not bleach · Do not dry clean
fit
  • Unisex true-to-size fit — when in doubt, size up for a relaxed feel
Laundry care icon Keep It Looking Wild
Listen, your shirt has been through a lot. It survived the design process, the print, the shipping — and now it's yours. Let's keep it that way.
Follow these simple care instructions and your tee will stay as wild as the animal on it:
🔄 Wash and dry inside out — always. No exceptions. Your future self will thank you.
🌊 Cold water only — use a mild detergent and keep it cool. Your shirt isn't a hot tub person.
🌀 Skip the heavy spin cycles — easy does it. We're not wringing out a wet gorilla here.
💨 Air dry when you can — if you must tumble dry, keep it away from heavy fabrics. Your tee is delicate like that.
🔥 Iron inside out on low heat — and never directly over the print. The gorilla doesn't like being ironed in the face.
Take care of your shirt and it'll take care of your morning vibe for a long time. 🦍☕

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