I Don't Bite Until the Coffee's Gone Shark Coffee T-Shirt
You’d love to be approachable. Your caffeine level disagrees.
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Why You'll Love This Design
You'd love to be approachable. Unfortunately, your caffeine level has other plans.
Some people need personal space. You just need your coffee to stay exactly where it is.
Featuring an adorably overprotective great white shark clutching an oversized iced coffee like it's the last cup on Earth. With one slightly unhinged eye, a tiny bead of panic, and a death grip on caffeine, this shark isn't looking for trouble... he's just making sure nobody touches his coffee.
Wild Life Coffee Club designs are made for caffeine addicts, chaotic mornings, and people who become significantly less approachable before their first cup. Apparel built for those embracing their slightly feral side one cup at a time.
The Shirt Details
fabric & construction
100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²) — soft, lightweight, year-round comfort
Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean drape
Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to retain shape
Tear-away pearlized inner label for comfort
OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
print quality
DTG and DTF print methods for crisp, vibrant artwork that lasts
care instructions
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Tumble dry low heat
Iron low heat if needed
Do not bleach · Do not dry clean
fit
Unisex true-to-size fit — when in doubt, size up for a relaxed feel