Terracotta Comfort Colors tee with a tired raccoon holding a mug between the words Emotionally Unavailable Until Coffee

Emotionally Unavailable Raccoon T-Shirt

Terracotta / S
$32.99
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Terracotta Comfort Colors tee with a tired raccoon holding a mug between the words Emotionally Unavailable Until Coffee
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Emotionally Unavailable Raccoon T-Shirt

Emotionally Unavailable Raccoon T-Shirt

Feelings are on hold until the first cup kicks in.
$32.99

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ColorTerracotta
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Sizing Guide

Find your corresponding size on the chart to guide your purchase. Measurements are in inches. This tee has a relaxed fit. Order your usual size, or size down for a closer fit.

Comfort Colors 1717 tee (inches)
SizeWidth
(armpit to armpit)		Length
(shoulder to hem)
S18 ¼26 ⅝
M20 ¼28
L2229 ⅜
XL2430 ¾
2XL2631 ⅝
3XL27 ¾32 ½
4XL29 ¾33 ½

Tip: lay a tee you love flat and measure it, then compare.
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Original animal designs icon Why You'll Love This Design

Feelings are on hold until the first cup kicks in.

A tired raccoon peeks out from between giant distressed letters reading “Emotionally Unavailable,” mug clutched in one paw, with “Until Coffee” spelled out underneath. Made for raccoon fans, morning grumps, trash-panda energy enthusiasts, and anyone who needs a full cup before engaging in conversation of any kind.

Wild Life Coffee Club designs are made for caffeine addicts, chaotic mornings, and people who become significantly less approachable before their first cup. Apparel built for those embracing their slightly feral side one cup at a time.
T-shirt icon The Tee Details

fabric & construction

  • Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee
  • 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz): soft, substantial, and made to be worn on repeat
  • Garment-dyed for a broken-in feel and lived-in, vintage color. Each piece varies slightly.
  • Ribbed crew neck with shoulder-to-shoulder taping that holds its shape
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves and hem
  • Sewn-in twill label

print quality

  • DTG and DTF print methods for crisp, vibrant artwork that lasts

care instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors
  • Tumble dry low heat
  • Non-chlorine bleach only, if needed
  • Do not iron the design · Do not dry clean

fit

  • Unisex relaxed fit. Order your usual size, or size down for a closer fit. 100% cotton can shrink a little, so wash cold and dry low.
Laundry care icon Keep It Looking Wild

Listen, your tee has been through a lot. It survived the design process, the print, the shipping, and now it's yours. Let's keep it that way.

Follow these simple care instructions and your tee will stay as soft (and as wild) as the animal on it:

🔄 Wash and dry inside out, always. No exceptions. Your future self will thank you.

🌊 Cold water only. Use a mild detergent and keep it cool. Your shirt isn't a hot tub person.

🎨 Wash with similar colors, especially the first few times. It's garment-dyed, so it may share a little color early on. That's what gives it that lived-in, vintage look.

🌀 Skip the heavy spin cycles. Easy does it. We're not wringing out a wet gorilla here.

💨 Air dry when you can. If you must tumble dry, use low heat. 100% cotton and high heat are not friends.

🚫 Skip the iron. Your shirt is supposed to look relaxed. So is the gorilla. Nobody is ironing anybody in the face.

Take care of your tee and it'll keep your morning vibe going for a long time. 🦍☕

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