An off-white short-sleeve graphic t-shirt laid flat on a rustic wooden table. The shirt features a detailed illustration of a squirrel sitting in a pile of coffee beans and holding a mug, with the text 'DENY EVERYTHING.

Deny Everything Squirrel T-Shirt

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$29.99
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An off-white short-sleeve graphic t-shirt laid flat on a rustic wooden table. The shirt features a detailed illustration of a squirrel sitting in a pile of coffee beans and holding a mug, with the text 'DENY EVERYTHING.
  • An off-white short-sleeve graphic t-shirt laid flat on a rustic wooden table. The shirt features a detailed illustration of a squirrel sitting in a pile of coffee beans and holding a mug, with the text 'DENY EVERYTHING.
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Deny Everything Squirrel T-Shirt

Deny Everything Squirrel T-Shirt

Confession is for people who haven’t had enough coffee yet.
$29.99
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Original animal designs icon Why You'll Love This Design

Confession is for people who have not had enough coffee yet.

This smug squirrel lounges in a mountain of acorns and coffee beans, holding a mug with the exact expression of someone who knows the truth and plans to keep it. “Deny Everything” with “sip slowly” is a hilarious pick for squirrel lovers, stash protectors, and caffeine-powered chaos agents.

Wild Life Coffee Club designs are made for caffeine addicts, chaotic mornings, and people who become significantly less approachable before their first cup. Apparel built for those embracing their slightly feral side one cup at a time.
T-shirt icon The Shirt Details
fabric & construction
  • 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²) — soft, lightweight, year-round comfort
  • Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean drape
  • Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to retain shape
  • Tear-away pearlized inner label for comfort
  • OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
print quality
  • DTG and DTF print methods for crisp, vibrant artwork that lasts
care instructions
  • Machine wash cold with similar colors
  • Tumble dry low heat
  • Iron low heat if needed
  • Do not bleach · Do not dry clean
fit
  • Unisex true-to-size fit — when in doubt, size up for a relaxed feel
Laundry care icon Keep It Looking Wild
Listen, your shirt has been through a lot. It survived the design process, the print, the shipping — and now it's yours. Let's keep it that way.
Follow these simple care instructions and your tee will stay as wild as the animal on it:
🔄 Wash and dry inside out — always. No exceptions. Your future self will thank you.
🌊 Cold water only — use a mild detergent and keep it cool. Your shirt isn't a hot tub person.
🌀 Skip the heavy spin cycles — easy does it. We're not wringing out a wet gorilla here.
💨 Air dry when you can — if you must tumble dry, keep it away from heavy fabrics. Your tee is delicate like that.
🔥 Iron inside out on low heat — and never directly over the print. The gorilla doesn't like being ironed in the face.
Take care of your shirt and it'll take care of your morning vibe for a long time. 🦍☕

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