Bearly Functioning Long Sleeve Tee
S / Black
$39.99
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Bearly Functioning Long Sleeve Tee
Awake? Technically. Functioning? Bearly.
$39.99
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Why You'll Love This Design
Awake? Technically. Functioning? Bearly.
A groggy black bear slumps on a tree stump with both paws wrapped around a mug of camp coffee, a thermos standing by for backup: Bearly Functioning — Coffee Required. Now on a soft Comfort Colors long sleeve for slow mornings, camping trips, bear lovers, and anyone running on one brain cell until the first cup.
Wild Life Coffee Club makes coffee-fueled animal humor for caffeine addicts, chaotic mornings, and people who become significantly less approachable before their first cup.
The Long Sleeve Details
fabric & construction
- 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz): soft, substantial, and made to be worn on repeat
- Garment-dyed for a broken-in feel and lived-in, vintage color. Each piece varies slightly.
- Topstitched crew neck with twill-taped neck and shoulders that hold their shape
- Ribbed cuffs that stay put when you push your sleeves up
- Sewn-in twill label
print quality
- DTG and DTF print methods for crisp, vibrant artwork that lasts
care instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors
- Tumble dry low heat
- Non-chlorine bleach only, if needed
- Do not iron the design · Do not dry clean
fit
- Unisex relaxed fit. Order your usual size, or size down for a closer fit. 100% cotton can shrink a little, so wash cold and dry low.
Keep It Looking Wild
Listen, your long sleeve has been through a lot. It survived the design process, the print, the shipping, and now it's yours. Let's keep it that way.
Follow these simple care instructions and your long sleeve will stay as soft (and as wild) as the animal on it:
🔄 Wash and dry inside out, always. No exceptions. Your future self will thank you.
🌊 Cold water only. Use a mild detergent and keep it cool. Your shirt isn't a hot tub person.
🎨 Wash with similar colors, especially the first few times. It's garment-dyed, so it may share a little color early on. That's what gives it that lived-in, vintage look.
🌀 Skip the heavy spin cycles. Easy does it. We're not wringing out a wet gorilla here.
💨 Air dry when you can. If you must tumble dry, use low heat. 100% cotton and high heat are not friends.
🚫 Skip the iron. Your shirt is supposed to look relaxed. So is the gorilla. Nobody is ironing anybody in the face.
Take care of your long sleeve and it'll get you through a lot of chilly mornings. 🦍☕