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A detailed vintage-style opossum illustration crouches over a tipped trash can, eyes bright and teeth bared — the caption reads “Still awake. Still a problem.” It’s an easy way to wear a little sarcasm while staying comfortable: the lightweight ring-spun cotton feels soft against the skin and the classic crew silhouette layers well under jackets or over long sleeves. The print’s muted, natural tones fit a laid-back wardrobe and the design reads clearly whether you’re lounging at home, running late-night errands, or grabbing coffee after a rough night. Built with shoulder tape and a ribbed collar to hold shape, this shirt won’t sag after repeated washes. 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