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This soft cotton shirt features a sleepy, slightly grumpy duck tipping over a coffee cup with the bold hand-lettered words “NOT TODAY.” The sketchy art and ink-splatter detail give it a playful, slightly sarcastic vibe—great for slow mornings, long commutes, or any day you need to send a gentle “leave me be” message without saying a word. 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